I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
