I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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