so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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