I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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