Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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