how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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