i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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