Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
