i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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