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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.

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(513): View more from Ohio

stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight

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(573): View more from Missouri

Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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(727): View more from Florida

I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.

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(630): View more from Illinois

You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.

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