Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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