when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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