stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
