then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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