You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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