Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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