He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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