Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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