And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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