my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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