Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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