I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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