had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
