hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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