if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just googled if crying burns calories
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
