We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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