i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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