I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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