I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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