in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
