he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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