Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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