I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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