Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Randomize
