Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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