You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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