how hairy? two words: wookie tits
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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