tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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