I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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