i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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