Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
