this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
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LMAO!!
Sounds like you partied hard with a 12 year old
In soviet Russia girls don't have sex with bananas the have sex with whole banana trees
Second!!
Sounds like the hangover
so our telling me on my next bda i i have an inflatable whale with a bannan a for a penis that i assumingly fucked i had a good bday ur either high ao g.a.y.!
Yeah either that or you and your nerd friends had like 6 beers each and played with a whale with a fake dick
I want your life!
Epic
Well thts nice X)
I'm Ron burgundy. You stay classy 240
Kinda funny, but fake. This is not a text
Why is this not a text?
Happy bday
I hope there are cell phone pics!
hell yeah you came up
This was James stevens
Maryland... I love you.\nThis better be Laurel.
First!
5:15 Don't be jealous..
I have a hunch who this might be...
My bithday too, didn't turn out as epic as yours tho
Haha you think you had a good birthday becuz you screwed an inflatable whale with a babanana taped on
It was my birthday yesterday to!
damn my birthdays today. wanna share some of that good luck?):
Lmao. Wtf
u call this funny
Hangover much
If you have nothing to say but FIRST just shuuuut up that's so incredibly annoying
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