i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
we're chasing vodka with high fives
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Randomize
