Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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