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remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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