He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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