Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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