that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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