First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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