well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize