He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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