My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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