I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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