rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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